How Was I Born?

One day little Johnny asked his dad, "Daddy, how was I born?"

His dad replied, "Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! You see, your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with her and we met at a cyber-cafe. We snuck into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said:

"You've Got Male!"